I gave my kitten milk for the first time. Now he’s all hyper.
Me: my cat’s on drugs.
Alyssa: your cat’s on milk.
Me: …oh yeah.
So Alyssa has to stand on my bed to get my light cord on my fan. After she pulled it, I went to straight kick her off the bed, and before I even cocked my leg back all the way she had already fallen off. Then she gets up and goes, “I dont need you to help me fall off shit. I can do it on my own, all by myself.”